А вот кое-что про Буша))):
Действующие лица: Дж. Буш, Кондализа Райс, Ху (новый лидер Китая), Яссир Арафат, Кофи Аннан.
(We take you now to the Oval office)
George Bush (G) : Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening?
Condi©: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
G: Great. Lay it on me.
C: Hu is the new leader of China.
G: Thats what I want to know
C: Thats what Im telling you.
G: Thats what Im asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
G: I mean the fellows name
G: The guy in China
G: The new leader of China.
G: The Chinaman!
C: Hu is leading China.
G: Now whaddya asking me for?
C: Im telling you Hu is leading China!
G: Well, Im asking you. Who is leading China?
C: Thats man name!
G: Thats who s name?
G: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
C: Yes, sir.
G: Yassir? Yassir Arafat in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
C: Thats correct.
G: Then who is in China?
G: Yassir is in China?
G: Then who is?
C: Yes, sir
G: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone
G: No, thanks.
C: You want Kofi?
C: You dont want Kofi
G: No. But now that you mention it, I could have a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
C: Yes, sir.
G: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
G: Milk! Will you please make the call?
C: And call who?
G: Who is the guy at the U.N?
C: Hu is the guy in China
G: Will you stay out of China?
G: And stay out of Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
G: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone)
C: Rice, here!
G: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.